"beware of dog" they say. of course i will be aware of the dog. i love dogs. i am aware of all dogs.
I hate being told to do something I was already planning on doing
like I was all about doing this task, and then you told me to do it and now i am annoyed and this task is now 300x less likely to be completed
when you want to look cute but don’t want to be harassed by men #justgirlythings
I’m not really a racist, I just think racist jokes are hilarious. As long as they’re not about me.
— A real thing I heard in class recently
basically my life can be summed up in alternating periods of Linda Belcher’s “Alriiiiight!” and Bob Belcher’s “Oh my god”
Sometimes you just want someone who can make you forget the person you wished you had never become, and make you remember who you were before.
— Teen Spirit by Francesca Lia Block, pg.233 (via crayonchinsan)
Reacting to Blue Ivy
Lorde looks like an alien who is desperately trying to replicate human emotion so her cover isn’t blown.
this is pure gold