COOL NEW HACK TO GET MORE ICING FOR YOUR TOASTER STRUDEL
- Obtain a significant other from a country that doesn’t sell Toaster Strudel
- Marry them and start a family
- Offer to make your fam breakfast every morning
- Make them strudel with no icing
- They’ll have no idea Toaster Strudel even come with icing
- Take all six packets for yourself
- Avoid making eye contact with your reflection in the mirror for the rest of your life because you are a monster
May the space between where I am and where I want to be inspire me.
— Tracee Ellis Ross (via suspend)
DC is being all gritty and “realistic” and Marvel just had a movie where the galaxy is saved by a dance-off and the power of friendship
Words of wisdom from Amy Poehler
this woman is honestly such an inspiration to me.
I’m scared. I didn’t realize it until tonight, but I am very, very afraid of what this year may or may not hold for me. Oh, how I need to learn to trust.
From 18 to 22 you meet a lot of temporary people.
— (via jordancorin)
I’m really proud of the woman I am today.
And it feels so good to feel that way.
Because it wasn’t always that way.