nerdjpg:

"beware of dog" they say. of course i will be aware of the dog. i love dogs. i am aware of all dogs.

(Source: nerdjpg, via gerkle)

rexuality:

I hate being told to do something I was already planning on doing

like I was all about doing this task, and then you told me to do it and now i am annoyed and this task is now 300x less likely to be completed

(via lillonny)

tidepooling:

when you want to look cute but don’t want to be harassed by men #justgirlythings

(via gerkle)

I’m not really a racist, I just think racist jokes are hilarious. As long as they’re not about me.

— A real thing I heard in class recently

yeevil:

probably not that

(Source: weirdinternet, via inkstain)

janefoster:

basically my life can be summed up in alternating periods of Linda Belcher’s “Alriiiiight!” and Bob Belcher’s “Oh my god”

(via certainlittlething)

ymcgay:

U KNOW WHAT I LOVE?

ART!

U KNOW WHAT IM BAD AT?

art

(via sarahrieke)

tendads:

Tom Haverford going “Nooooo!”: A Supercut

(via inkstain)

weedjoke420:

what am i gonna be for halloween???? an emotional wreck probably

(via ignite-hell)

Sometimes you just want someone who can make you forget the person you wished you had never become, and make you remember who you were before.

Teen Spirit by Francesca Lia Block, pg.233 (via crayonchinsan)

(via madhdie)

ursulatheseabitchh:

ohsoswiftly:

Reacting to Blue Ivy

Lorde looks like an alien who is desperately trying to replicate human emotion so her cover isn’t blown.

this is pure gold

(via inkstain)

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